When: between 11.30am and midday Sunday 24th January
Where: in the vicinity of our garage .. to be precise on the grooming table
Victim: ME
Attacker: My Mum
Weapons used: scissors, clippers and brushes
Length of attack: about 30 mins ... She had to stop because it was time for Murphy's lunch
Any other comments: I don't think she's finished as her parting words were "we'll do a bit more later"
