Mum says we've had one of these this morning, but all I've had is my breakfast.
I think what she means is that she's managed to hoover the lounge, yes already and it's not 9am - that's what comes of Dad leaving very early to go to work and everyone else being up and awake!
Where was I? Oh yes, Mum's hoovered the lounge and I didn't bark once.
I don't like the hoover, so I usually bark like crazy and try to bite it as Mum's using it. A few days ago she put one of those spray collar thingys on me when she hoovered and I got a blast of something not very nice up my nose when I barked. The next time she put it on me she didn't turn it on and I only barked once. Today I didn't wear it at all and opted to sit on the stairs watching quietly.
I got a big cuddle for being a very good boy. Rather have some chocolate.
Where is Murphy in all of this? He had gone back upstairs to bed straight after finishing his breakfast!
